I think you buried the lede. These snakes are preserved in ALCOHOL, not embalming fluid. They’re not dead, they’re partying. Of course, that means we need to know a few things:
1. Are they stored in a place where nothing important can be harmed, like Antarctica or Columbus?
2. Have fraternity members broken in to steal said alcohol? Do the snakes kill therm, make them slaves, or perhaps play flip cup with them?
I think you buried the lede. These snakes are preserved in ALCOHOL, not embalming fluid. They’re not dead, they’re partying. Of course, that means we need to know a few things:
1. Are they stored in a place where nothing important can be harmed, like Antarctica or Columbus?
2. Have fraternity members broken in to steal said alcohol? Do the snakes kill therm, make them slaves, or perhaps play flip cup with them?
3. Are the snakes good at flip cup?
"Don't even think about drinking the snake booze"
"I won't, don't worry"
...
/whispers/ "I'm gonna drink the snake booze"
How big is a typical jar of snake booze? Like a growler?